Interviewing a Four-Year-Old

Do trees talk? No.

Do dolls talk to each other? No.

How are babies born? In your tummy and the doctor.

What does the doctor do? They push the babies out with mommies and they take the babies out.

What do you want to be when you grow up? Um, a doctor.

Really? Uh-huh.

Tell me a princess story. I don't know how to the words.

Who is your best friend at school? Clark.

Why is he your best friend? Because I love him. Because I say bye to him.

What do you like to play on the playground? I like to climb on the slide, but I slip because of the water. There's lots of water on the playground in school.

Do you want a pet? I want a kitty cat and a dog, too. I want two of them.

What would you name your kitty? Etty.

What would you name your doggy? Leo.

What is your favorite thing to do in the summer? I like the summer.